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What’s that? You don’t believe in astrology?
If you don’t think astrology is real, you might not know a Leo.
I can sum it up in one photo:
Welcome to Leo Season.
The true Royalty of the Zodiac.
Regal. Majestic. Passionate. Generous.
And aware of it all.
We want to be the center of everything, and a self-aware Leo will admit it readily.
BITCHES. THE LEOS ARE HERE. Let’s get this party started.
Also, stubborn, arrogant, and a bit inflexible (as in, you can’t move us with a bulldozer).
It’s no secret to us Leos, we’re the Queens and Kings of the astrological signs. But in case you didn’t know that we’re in charge, here’s a helpful tutorial on living with a Leo.
1. NOTICE ME.
Notice my hair. Notice my clothes. Notice the fact that I am even standing in the room.
Ignore the Leo at your own peril.
2. NOTICE ME, noticing you.
The Leo will celebrate the people she loves in a major way.
Her love is big.
It can also get pretty angry.
3. Don’t forget I’m ruled by the SUN.
What’s the sun? A fiery ball of gases.
Also something literally everything else depends on for life.
(See: Arrogant)
4. Let me lead.
I know this sounds so self-righteous, but Leos are born leaders. If you let us move to the front of the line (I mean, try stopping us, really), we will get shit done.
(But also sometimes be like, “nah Imma just chill out in the shade.”)
5. Money is not more important than ridiculous displays of affection.
The more ostentatious, the better. Long love letters? Great. Skywriting? Even better.
6. Sex.
We like it.
A lot.
The end.
You might also like: Leo + Scorpio: Sexual Dynamo Or Death Match?
7. Patience is not my best quality.
Patience might not be a quality I have at all. I want it all. I want it now.
That’s not a good trait, but it’s a reality regardless.
